Matt and I had the great pleasure of competing in
City Chase: Chicago today. Billed as a combination between the
Amazing Race and
Fear Factor, it was a fun scavenger hunt/obstacle course/race that took up our whole day.
We arrived at
Daley Plaza with 1,500 fellow racers -- each divided in to teams of two and wearing our lovely City Chase shirts. After thirty minutes of tedious announcements, we got our first clue: go to the
Chicago Theatre to get information on our Chase Check Points. When we arrived at Chicago Theatre, we got a list of forty different check points. To win, you had to be the first team to cross the finish line after competing ten of the check points.
Matt and I realized quickly (after we were basically the last to arrive at the Chicago Theater to get the clues) that we weren't going to win. So we decided to pick the most fun check points and make our way through the day.
We headed to Navy Pier right away, looking for the clue that involved heights and holding on tight. We discovered a rappelling setup at the very end of a pier off of the side of a building. Matt generously let me take this one -- I was pretty excited about rappelling -- so he waited at the bottom of the building as I climbed the 250 or so steps to the top. The scariest part was actually climbing over the fence to the ledge of the building. Once I got the hang of it, I had a lot of fun. I focused on the wall in front of me instead of looking down. I had a bit of a snag at near the end when some of my hair came out of my ponytail and got snagged in the rappelling device. I had no idea what to do, but I realized that no one could really come to my aid when I was hanging in mid-air. So I did what every hard core gal would do -- jerked my head backwards, leaving a handful in the device, and proceeded to the bottom. The staff (and Matt, who was belaying me) waiting at the bottom were tickled by what they said looked like a "small animal' caught in the device.
Matt and I ran back down Navy Pier to
Lucky Strike for bowling. Unfortunately, we discovered this was naked bowling. Yes, naked bowling. Each team member had to bowl until he or she got a strike. For every throw you didn't get a strike, your partner had to take off an item of clothing. While this could have worked well (Matt and I aren't bad bowlers), there were enough fully naked people in there for us to be a bit overwhelmed.
We moved on to
Harry Caray's for the "Holy Cow" challenge. Yup, cow milking. Matt took this challenge, and quickly got a dixie cup full of milk. He was lucky, as we hear a girl behind us was pooped on during this challenge.
We hopped on the Clark bus and headed up to Seward Park. We found members of
Chicago Rush (the arena football team),
Chicago Machine (the lacrosse team), and
Chicago Bandits (the women's softball team) waiting for us. We had to do two out of these three challenges:
1) One person catch a football thrown by the Rush Quarterback / one person throw a football through a target
2) One person hit a softball thrown by the Bandits pitcher / one person throw a strike
3) Both people hit at least three lacrosse targets
After about 15 tries, I hit the softball thrown by the patient Bandits pitcher. Matt threw a strike on his second try! And I got to put on the pads and helmet and catch the football while Matt threw a ball through the target. (We realized pretty early on that I have absolutely no aim.)
We went to
Halo for Men spa after that, where we found out that one of us had to shave our head, an eyebrow, wax a lip, wax a square off of their chest or stomach (boys) or get a hunk cut out of their hair (girls). Matt offered to submit to waxing, but since I'd done it before, I said I was in for a lip wax.
We hurried out of there to go to the Oak Street Beach. This one is hard to describe, but we strapped helmets to our head, and there were buckets on top of the helmets. One at a time, we went out to the lake, submerged ourselves until the bucket was full, and then walked back to the beach to fill up a larger bucket with our helmet water. After two runs apiece, our bucket was full -- and we were grateful for the time to cool off.
Some guys at a bus stop directed us to a task that Matt was very interested in, so we went to Washington Park to try our hand at it. Each team member had to either hold an alligator (!) for thirty seconds or put a python (!!) down his/her shirt. Matt was very excited to play with the snake... not me. I held the alligator instead, which was not scary at all as the alligator seemed to be mostly asleep.
We finished off our day with a couple of more tame spots -- dropping off the receipts from our
Special Olympics fundraising and taking a 14 question test at Kaplan. We jumped back on a bus and made our way to the finish line at Joe's, finding free alcohol and tons of food waiting for us.
I didn't have much time to edit this (or even think about it!) but I wanted to write it down before I forgot the fun of the day. We'll definitely do this again next year.