Miss Universe

Boyfriend Matt and I are watching the Miss Universe pageant. It is so tacky, especially by comparison to something like the Miss USA pageant. Matt thinks it has to do with Donald Trump. He says, "This pageant is to the pageant world what the Trump's giant gold building is to New York." Agreed. Who would have thought either of us would have opinions on this?

Also, the judges have little to no reason for being there except for minor fame. Santino from Project Runway, Sean from the Apprentice, Emmitt Smith, Tom Green... Tom Green?! I know. Nonsensical. All of it. Yet, I'm still watching.