Getting dumber every day

All of this studying has made me dumber in the rest of my life.

Case in point: Today, I chopped up a bunch of celery sticks, leaving the relatively inedible leafy stems and white, dirty bottoms in the sink along with a pile of dishes. Then, over my lunch hour, I attacked the dishes. While washing the dishes, I washed a piece of celery with actual soap, and then put the cleaned celery in the silverware part of the drying rack before realizing what I was doing. Seriously. I don't know if I have the brainpower to take the exam, or the required capacity to enter into a marriage contract.